Wacky (but hip)
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TITLE |
COMPOSER |
PERFORMER |
| Elvis Is Dead, And I Don't Feel So Good Myself |
(A book title by Lewis Grizzard) |
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| Her Teeth Were Stained (But Her Heart Was Pure) |
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| I Changed Her Oil (She Changed My Life) |
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| I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling |
(May be a Rosanne wisecrack - probably not a song) |
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| If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, Then I'd Be Out By Now |
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| If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low |
(A book title by Lewis Grizzard) |
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| I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well |
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| I've Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral |
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| My Everyday Silver Is Plastic |
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| My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My Heart |
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| Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart |
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C&W titles Top 15 Jewish C&W titles
Top 13 rejected C&W titles
Okay, these aren't real. But they're in the
spirit, even if the premise is goofy. This list has been making the internet rounds:
Might as well archive it here.
The Top 15 Jewish
C&W Song Titles
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I Was One Of The Chosen People
('Til She Chose Somebody Else) |
| Honky Tonk Nights On The Golan Heights |
| I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? |
| My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight |
| New Bottle Of Whiskey, Same Old Testament |
| Stand by Your Mensch |
| Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Latkes |
| I Balanced Your Books, But You're Breakin' My Heart |
| My Darlin's A Schmendrick And I'm All Verklempt |
| That Shiksa Done Made Off With My Heart Like A Goniff |
The Second Time She Said "Shalom",
I Knew She Meant "Goodbye" |
| You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin' |
You've Been Talkin' Hebrew In Your Sleep
Since That Rabbi Came To Town |
| Why Don't We Get Drunk? We're Jews! |
| Mamas Don't Let Their Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be
Cowboys (When You Could Very Easily Have Taken Over The Family Hardware Business That My
Own Father Broke His Back To Start And Your Father Sweated Over For Forty Five Years Which
Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything To You Now That You're Turning Your Back On Such A Gift
To Ride Around All Day On Some Meshuggenah Horse) |
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C&W titles Top 15 Jewish C&W titles
Top 13 rejected C&W titles
These aren't real either, but they're also in the spirit
of the page.
Enjoy
The Top 13 Rejected
C&W Song Titles
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The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely
Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone |
You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country,
but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab |
| Smells Like Team Roping |
| I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense |
| (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator |
| I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You |
| You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It |
| Bacon and Eczema For Two |
Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky,
Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky? |
| The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan |
My Urine is A-Burnin', and
You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed |
Tearstains on My Pillow Are the
Only Wet Spots in My Bed |
I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys
(And I'm a Cowboy, Too) |
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