Wacky (but hip) actual C&W Song Titles






All My Exes Live in Texas (That's Why I Hang My Hat In Tennessee) Sander Shaffer George Strait
All My Old Flames Have New Names Robert Braddock, Rafe Van Hoye Mark Chesnutt
Aggravatin' Woman Jerry Bogan, Ray Jordan Rocky Bill Ford
Ahab The Arab Ray Stevens Ray Stevens
Ain't Gonna Let You Sock It To Me   Reg Lindsay
Ain't We Crazy   Mac McClintock
Alcohol Of Fame, The   Stonewall Jackson
Al K. Hall & Nick K. Teen   George Hamilton IV
Baby, Come Back Before You Kill Us All Max Barnes, Keith Follese Randy Travis
Barometer Soup James Buffett, Roger Guth, Russell Kunkel, Jay Oliver Jimmy Buffett
Bein' Cool Is A Full Time Job Dennis W. Morgan  
Better Class Of Losers Harlan Howard Alan Jackson & Randy Travis
Bible And A Bus Ticket Home, A James Dean Hicks, Craig Wiseman Confederate Railroad
Big Bad Bill Is Sweet William Now   Leon Redbone
Big Ball's In Cowtown Hoyle Nix George Strait
Big Dummy Tommy Collins Tommy Collins
Billy, Get Me A Woman   Joe Stampley
Black And Blue Heart Dennis W. Morgan  
Boomerang Love James Buffett Jimmy Buffett
Boy Named Sue, A Shel Silverstein Johnny Cash
Bridget The Midget (Queen of the Blues) Ray Stevens Ray Stevens
Bubba Shot The Jukebox Dennis Linde Mark Chesnutt
Bubbles In My Beer Bert Swanson, Leland Benson George Jones
Busy Body Boogie   Carlisles
Can't You Take It Back & Change It For A Boy   Rex Allen
Charms Of The City Ain't For Me, The   Carson Robison
Cheeseburger In Paradise James Buffett Jimmy Buffett
Cigarettes Whisky & Wild Wild Women   Sons Of The Pioneers
Close The Door Richard (I Just Saw The Thing)   Burl Ives
Closer To The Bone (The Sweeter The Meat), The Louis M Jones Grandpa Jones
Coat & The Pants Do All The Work, The   Hoosier Hot Shots
Come Back Later, Mr. Blues Robert Morris  
Countin' The Cows Every Day James Buffett Jimmy Buffett
Cowboys Don't Shoot Straight (Like They Used To) Bobby Emmons, Chips Moman Tammy Wynette
Cowpatty   Jim Stafford
Cry On The Shoulder Of The Road Maria Berg, Tim Krekel Martina McBride
Crystal, I Can See Through You Dennis W. Morgan, Bobby Barker  
Dad I Gotta Go   Cledus Maggard
Dead Skunk (In The Middle Of The Road)   Loudon Wainwright III
Did I Shave My Legs For This? Rhonda Hart Deana Carter
Did I Shave My Back For This?   Cledus Judd
Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog Jack Clement Johnny Cash
Dirty Old Beer Can Kenneth Innes  
Dixie Chicken Lowell George, Martin Kibbee Garth Brooks
Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger? Jan Crutchfield Charley Pride
Does Your Spearmint  Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Over Night Marty Bloom, Billy Rose Homer & Jethro
Does Your Heart Still Burn? Dennis W. Morgan, Simon Climie  
Don't Be Ashamed Of Your Age   Red Foley & Ernest Tubb
Don't Forget To Feed The Jukebox (While I'm Gone) Michael Higgins, Kerry Phillips, Robert Jenkins Ricochet
Don't Monkey Around My Widder W.S.Stevenson Homer & Jethro
Don't Monkey With Another Monkey's  Monkey   Johnny Paycheck
Don't Tax The Girls   J E Mainer
Don't Telephone Don't Telegraph (Tell A Woman)   Tex Williams
Don't Wipe The Tears You Cry For Him On My Good White Shirt Robert Morris Buck Owens
Don't Write Letters To My Dog Roger Miller Roger Miller
Don't Worry About The Mule (Just Load The Wagon)   Glenn Barber
Dreamin' In Color, Livin' In Black And White Donny Lowery, Donald Von Tress Billy Ray Cyrus
Drinking To Forget What I'm Drinking To Forget David Allen Coe David Allen Coe
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, (Through The Goalposts Of Life) Paul Craft Bobby Bare
Eighty Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper Darrel Staedtler George Strait
Enough To Take The Me Out Of Men Larry Kingston Red Sovine
Ethelene (The Truckstop Queen) Cyrus Kalb Jr. Ray Stevens
Everybody Has The Right To Be Screwy (In His Own Way)   Elton Britt
Everybody Loves A Nut Jack Clement Johnny Cash
Everybody Wants Me But You Jerry Abbot, Charles Stewart, Victor Stewart  
Everything From Jesus To Jack Daniels Tom T. Hall Tom T. Hall
Everything Is Big In Texas ('Cept For Little Ol' Me)   Mark Reichow
Every Time I Fall I Break My Heart Randy Goodrum, Michael Margules  
Every Time I Fall (It Breaks Her Heart)   John Michael Montgomery
Every Time I Love You I Hate Myself Kye Fleming, Dennis W. Morgan  
Every Time You Throw A Little Dirt (You Lose A Little Ground) Dorothy Mansfield, Jerry Monday George Strait
Excuse Me (I Think I've Got A Heartache) Harlan Howard, Alvis Owens Buck Owens
Face To The Wall Willie Nelson Faron Young
Family Tree Must'a Fell On Me Henry Glover, Wayne Raney Wayne Raney
Fat Gal Merle Travis Merle Travis
First Redneck On The Internet Steven Beavers, James Beavers, James Poole Cledus T. Judd
Flies Of Texas Are Upon You, The Layng Martine, Austin Roberts Ray Stevens
Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart. Jack Clement Johnny Cash
Forgetfulness For Sale Bill Anderson  
For Sentimental Reasons (I Love You For Seventy Mental Reasons)   Red Ingle
Frog Kissin Buddy Kalb Chet Atkins & Ray Stevens
From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies   Hoosier Hot Shots
Frozen 400 Pound Fair-To-Middlin Cotton Picker, The   Johnny Cash

And they say nobody writes love songs anymore ...