Wacky (but hip) actual C&W Song Titles




Vampires, Mummys And The Holy Ghost James Buffett, Roger Guth, Jim Mayer, Peter Mayer Jimmy Buffett
Venom Wearin' Denim Junior Brown Junior Brown
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Bottle Dave Hansen Western Caravan
Waiting In Your Welfare Line (I've Got The Hungries For Your Love) Buck Owens, Don Rich Buck Owens
Walk Chicken Walk (Cause You're To Fat To Fly) Little Jimmy Dickens
Warm Beer & A Cold Cold Woman Willis Bros
Washin' Harry Down The Sink Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Weather Is Here - Wish You Were Beautiful, The Jimmy Buffett Jimmy Buffett
Welfare Cadillac Guy Drake
Welfare Love Zeke Clements
We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You Richard Friedman Kinky Friedman
We Split The Blanket Geezinslaw Bros
West Ain't What It Used To Be, The Carson Robison
Wham Bam Thank You M'am Ramblin Jimmie Dolan
What Am I Doing Down Here Jolly Joe Nixon & Jerry Cocker
What Are You Squawking About Clarence Iverson
What Kinda Deal Is This Bill Carlisle
What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand? Wayne Perry, Gerald Smith Lorrie Morgan
Whatcha Gonna Do When Your Licker Gives Out? Fiddlin' John Carson &   Moonshine Kate
Whatever Happened To Randolph Scott Statler Bros.
What's Left Just Won't Go Right Junior Brown Junior Brown
What This World Needs Is A few More Rednecks Charles Daniels, Joel DiGregorio, John Gavin Charlie Daniels Band
What Would You Give In Exchange For Your Mother-In-Law Prairie Ramblers
When Banana Skins Are Falling Homer & Jethro
When It's Hog Calling Time In The Valley Korn Kobblers
When It's Toothpickin' Time In False Teeth Valley Homer & Jethro
When Mexico Gave Up The Rhumba (To Do The Rock & Roll) Mitchell Torok
When Ole Goin' Gets A-Goin Ernest Tubb
When Rosie Ricolla Do The Hula Ma Boola Jerry Colona
When The Ice Worm Nests Again Montana Slim
When The Ship Hits The Sand Little Jimmy Dickens
When The Snow Begins To Fall Next Summer Korn Kobblers
When You Leave Amarillo, Turn Off The Lights Bob Willis
When You Leave, Take Your Mother Tony Paul
When You Leave, Walk Out  Backwards - So I'll Think You're Walking In Bill Anderson
When Your Can-Do Can't Keep Up With your Want-To
Where Are All The Girls I Used To Cheat With? Sanger Shafer  
Where Have All The Average People Gone? Dennis Linde Roger Miller
Where Is The Circus Hank Thompson
Where's The Dress? George Cummings, Bucky Lindsey, Tony Stampley Moe Bandy & Joe Stampley
Whiskey Ain't Workin', The Ronny Scaife, Marty Stuart Travis Tritt & Marty Stuart
Who Bit The Wart Off Grandma's Nose? Fiddlin' John Carson &   Moonshine Kate
Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear  - Chuck Murphy
Who Put Tobacky On Tessie's Wedding Gown Willis Bros
Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass? Buck Owens Buck Owens
Why Did Mrs Murphy Leave Town Jack Clement
Why Don't We Get Drunk, And Screw James Buffett Jimmy Buffett
Why Do You Bob Your Hair, Girls? J E Mainer
Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For? Crystal Gayle
Wish I Had Stayed In The Wagon Yard Senator Robert Byrd
With Men Who Know Tobacco Best (It's Women Two To One) Tex Williams
Woman's Talking Liberation Blues Billy Edd Wheeler
World's Worst Guitar Picker The Don Bowman
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex? Chet Atkins, Margaret Archer Ray Stevens
Wouldn't That Cock Your Pistol Bill Carlisle
You Ain't Got The Sense You Were Born With Joe Maphis
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinking Toby Covel, Carl Goff Toby Keith
You Ain't Where You Come From Now Rosalie Allen & Her Black River Riders
You Better Not Do That Tommy Collins George Hamilton IV
You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw Mike Rayburn
You Can Eat Crackers In My Bed Kye Fleming, Dennis W. Morgan Barbara Mandrell
You Can't Get Milk From A Cow Named Ben Fiddlin' John Carson &  Moonshine Kate
You Can't Get The Hell Out Of Texas John Hadley, James Stafford George Jones
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too Robert Braddock, Claude Putman Statler Brothers
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Roger Miller Roger Miller
You Cooked Your Goose With Me Karl & Harty
You Done Me Wrong, But At Least You Done Me Mike Rayburn
You Done Stomped On My Heart (And Mashed That Sucker Flat) Mason Williams Mason Williams
You Done Tore Your Playhouse Down Richard Newell King Biscuit Boy
You Gotta Let My Dog Alone Fiddlin' John Carson &  Moonshine Kate
You Got To Quit Kickin' My Dog Around Jimmy Driftwood
You Just Can't Play A Sad Song On A Banjo Paul Buskirk, Russell Jackson Willie Nelson
You Made A Monkey Out Of Me Red River Dave
You Make My Heart Want A Dip Of Snuff Willis Bros
You Never Even Called Me By My Name David Allen Coe
Your Bozo's Back Again Ray Stevens Ray Stevens
Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne Jim Stafford
Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash Charles Calhoun Ray Stevens
Your Heart Turned Left Harlan Howard George Jones
Your Memory Won't Die In My Grave Willie Nelson Willie Nelson
You Shot The TV But You Were Aiming At Me Chuck Wagon & The Wheels
You Tell Her I Stutter Homer & Jethro
You Took All The Ramblin' Out Of Me Jerry Hubbard Jerry Reed
You Were Only Pulling My Leg Beatrice Arnaud
You're Bound To Look Like A Monkey Hank Penny
You're The Best Of All Leading Brands Mac Wiseman
You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma Shelly West & David Frizzell
You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Coy Garner, James Miller Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
You're The Reason I'm Not Over You Paul Harrison
You're The Worm That Used To Be The Apple Of My Eye Willis Bros
Your Feets Too Big Ada Benson, Fred Fisher Homer & Jethro
Your Squaw Is On The Warpath Loretta Lynn Loretta Lynn
Your Wife Is Cheatin' On Us Again Wayne Kemp
You Wouldn't Put The Shuck On Me Geezinslaw Bros
Zip Zip Zippers Light Crust Doughboy

And they say nobody writes love songs anymore ...