Ye Olde Official Shakespearean Insult Kit

Hello friends.
Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives
when boorish rubes intrude upon your serenity?
Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy
with a genuinely classic put-down?

Well, now you can.
With this handy-dandy SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT,
you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!

The next time someone cuts you off in traffic,
or a clerk behaves rudely,
stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.

Combine one selection from each of the four pull-down
lists below, and impale your unsuspecting foe.


Now gentlemen, with your best John Gielgud imitation,
(ladies, Glenda Jackson will do nicely) ...
read it out loud.  LOUD!

Feels good, doesn't it?

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